Hey, Americans are the ones who don't pay attention to soccer. Stop stealing our act! (VIDEO)
Video Shoulda been you, pretty much every sideline reporter in America
I bet Ben Roethlisberger has had dreams almost exactly like this. (VIDEO)
Video In his country, goal scores YOU!
This actually would be a career highlight for English keeper Robert Green. At least this guy didn't drop the ball.
Video Great goal celebration. But I notice he didn't wash his hands.
Those crazy frozen cats from Iceland's Stjarnan FC are back with another creative goal celebration. You know, Bjork may be the least creative person in the entire country.
Video Spanish is a romance language. And also a psycho language.
These are Spanish announcers calling Spain's goal versus Paraguay in the World Cup quarterfinals. Your nightmare fuel assignment for today: imagining these gentlemen having sex.
Video It's the blind interviewing the blind
Oh, SporTV. This would never happen in America. We don't let blind people on TV unless they can sing.
