I bet Ben Roethlisberger has had dreams almost exactly like this. (VIDEO)
This actually would be a career highlight for English keeper Robert Green. At least this guy didn't drop the ball.
Those crazy frozen cats from Iceland's Stjarnan FC are back with another creative goal celebration. You know, Bjork may be the least creative person in the entire country.
These are Spanish announcers calling Spain's goal versus Paraguay in the World Cup quarterfinals. Your nightmare fuel assignment for today: imagining these gentlemen having sex.
Oh, SporTV. This would never happen in America. We don't let blind people on TV unless they can sing.