Alfonso Soriano ruined the Cubs and this man's ability to procreate.
Video Cubs Fan Simulates BJs Behind Home Plate
This was allowed back when BJ Surhoff used to catch.
Video Andrew McCutchen Gets Hit by Pitches in an Entertaining Manner
If you can't have fun with pain, you can't be a Pittsburgh Pirate.
Video The Pittsburgh Pirates Did a "Saturday Night Live" Intro
Gaby Sanchez and Wandy Rodriguez clearly have the gift of comedy.
Video Pirates Fan Deserves Giant Gold Glove Award
Let this be a reminder: People with giant hand deformities can be athletes, too.
Video The Most Chicago Cubs Ending to a Game
Oooh! Oooh! Next game burst into flames!
