"Oh, so now you want me to drive you to the hospital, but when I ask you to clean your room you always say you'll do it later."
"Maybe we shouldn't show this to anyone. They'd be too impressed. Let's just throw the tape away."
Video Skateboard Slalom
If you could only see him from the waist up, it would look like he was just freaking out.
Video Skateboard Nut Bounce
If he was trying to land an ollie to get-hurt-and-end-up-on-the-Internet, then he nailed it.
Even luckier than Tony Hawk, and he can do a 900.