Slamming your face off the floor is a metaphor for the Hawks in the playoffs.
Getting paid to watch sports and also not be morbidly obese is a pretty good job.
Somewhere, probably on a couch in a trailer home, Bryant Reeves watches and thinks the Grizzlies are honoring him.
Video Massive Dunk Failure
Leave it to the pros, bros.
Ha! A newspaper. This video is so old.