Video Even Morning News Anchors Think Ryan Lochte is Dumb
One day we will learn that chlorine poisons the brain.
Video Ryan Lochte Did Not Medal in Brains
Wait, so Michael Phelps is supposed to be the pothead?
Video Swimmer Has Great Lung Capacity, Last Place
F- it. He'll take a DQ. He's got a cool trick.
Video Inflatable Doll Swimming Race
The winner is getting laid. And also all of the losers.
Video Hawaii Marching Band Does Cool, Un-Marching-Band-Like Thing
That football player is a bit skinny, though. They should give it steroids next time.
