Mascots don't go to heaven because they have no soul.
Video Kid Kicks Mascot in His Cartoonish Nuts
That mascot will never be able to impregnante a she-mascot now.
Video Brutus the Buckeye Decleated During Ohio State Football Practice
Can a nut get concussed?
Video Russell Westbrook Goaltends Rocky the Mascot
Never mess with an animal with foam teeth.
Video Auburn Mascot Gets Drunk, Slams Into Luxury Box
In its defense, luxury boxes aren't part of its native habitat.
Video Triple Play Off Centerfielder's Head
He's a lucky baseball player, but he'd be a great soccer player.
