Coming from New Jersey, he knows a thing or two about giant, fake breasts.
Video Sideline Reporter Congratulates Matthew Perry on His Show Getting Cancelled
And congratulations to you, guy, on being a regional TV sideline reporter.
Video Martin Brodeur (Sort Of) Scores a Goal
He will not shoot and goaltend during shootouts.
Video Young New Jersey Devils Fan Flips Off a Canadien
The New Jersey logo on his chest is almost redundant.
Video Hockey Player Doesn't Know How to Use a Water Bottle
He's probably a bit awkward in the bedroom.
Video Dustin Penner: Violent "Conan" Intern
Maybe the NHL can get a TV contract with TBS.
