"Oh, Hossa Night" is a holiday classic in any language.
Video BREAKING: The Blackhawks Had a Lot of Sex During the Regular Season
But they're pros, so they want to have sex in the playoffs, too.
Video Patrick Kane Kicks a Guy in the Crotch with His Skate
It's the most athletic way to get circumcised.
Video Mr. T Shoots the Puck at Chicago Blackhawks Game
I pity the hockey team that has Mr. T on it.
Video Jonathan Toews KOs Kid at Hockey Camp
Stupid kid is probably a Red Wings fan.
Video Magic Goalie Appears Out of Nowhere
His talents would probably be more useful as a goalie.
