The English are adorable at that age.
Nice work. Now you're out of the will.
Mental illness is terrible, yet it can sometimes be entertaining.
That's a penalty of one minute for each testicle.
Let this be a reminder: People with giant hand deformities can be athletes, too.
Sometimes it's hard to remember which way to kick the ball.
That's what you get for diving, diver.
It's the most athletic way to get circumcised.
Why the long face? Oh, right. Got punched by a human.
Tesh is no Yanni.