April 18, 2013
Video Drunk, Old, English Soccer Fan Wants to Fight You
The English are adorable at that age.
April 17, 2013
Video Insane Person Uses Wingsuit to Fly Through Hole in Mountain
Mental illness is terrible, yet it can sometimes be entertaining.
April 16, 2013
Video Brayden Schenn Takes a Slash to the Unmentionables
That's a penalty of one minute for each testicle.
April 16, 2013
Video Pirates Fan Deserves Giant Gold Glove Award
Let this be a reminder: People with giant hand deformities can be athletes, too.
April 16, 2013
Video Even As Own-Goals Go, This is a Terrible One
Sometimes it's hard to remember which way to kick the ball.
April 14, 2013
Video Patrick Kane Kicks a Guy in the Crotch with His Skate
It's the most athletic way to get circumcised.
April 15, 2013
Video Great Moment in Soccer Fan Hooliganism: Punching a Horse in the Face
Why the long face? Oh, right. Got punched by a human.
