Detroit fans have been waiting years for them to become Will Smith.
Specifically: a creamsicle.
Mike Leach would lock this kicker in a closet for forever.
But studies show 10-percent of NBA players like spanking each other.
The campaign manager that suggested he throw out the first pitch should be fired.
Special effects: the only way for Greg Oden to do a basketball activity without getting hurt.
It seems they are also unaccustomed to alcohol.
Probably not, because she would smell the weed on his breath.
The guy who gave the clothesline was then pulled from the game for not being aggressive enough.
Or maybe he was having a seizure and someone should call 9-1-1.