His backup is Usain Bolt.
If only she hit him while wearing a sports bra.
When basketball season starts, the kid then makes the choking sound for Missouri.
Yao Ming wasn't involved. But he probably got hurt somehow anyway.
Deanna Favre can throw a football with much more accuracy than her husband can.
You can take the kid out of the trailer park, but not the junk out of your pants.
At least it looks like Slash. It could be mid-90s Jaromir Jagr.
I hope he at least also hates Norv Turner.
Don't worry about him, everyone knows rugby is fake.
Unless that's one of the Giants. In which case he would be fitter than most baseball players.