Unfortunately he's a goalie.
Nice job trying to draw a charge, guy.
U.S. satellite company ads don't feature enough forced anal penetration, am I right?
This is one way to control the population.
They stole this play from the ending of every "Friday Night Lights" episode.
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She's also more durable than Yao Ming.
He is Jim Mora of the collegiate level.
How do they not know one of the most boring players of all-time?
No wonder soccer is so low-scoring.