There's nothing cooler to kids today than office supply stores.
Pie would kick the ump's ass is only he could shake hold of his 50-year-old coach.
The entire AFC West should probably be sponsored by shit.
Leslie Frazier is already the greatest coach in football history.
Fun Fact: No one named Cortland Finnegan has ever won a fight.
This should be the opening scene in "Caddyshack 3."
That is, assuming we have to have skating competitions.
Hey! Someone stacked those up, JERK!
If he's smart, Martinez held his breath.
After this they had an obstruction of justice competition.