TV is designed to never make eye contact. (via Deadspin)
Maybe his team's sarcastic defense isn't working.
It would be for the best. It's hard to cheer for the Cardinals. (via With Leather)
He's already more mature than Patrick Kane.
Later that day he tried to take a charge at his wrestling match.
Now the Red Wings will have to invent their own dance.
He's the greatest comedian from the South since Jeff Foxworthy.
That football player is a bit skinny, though. They should give it steroids next time.
He first got in Vick's good graces by losing to him.
So fabric roofs aren't a good idea? Huh.