January 24, 2011
Video Dead Spot on the Court at the Australian Open
It's like a metaphor for the sports of tennis.
January 24, 2011
Video Surfing At Night is a Cool Way to Commit Suicide
The cool part is that you can't see the sharks waiting to eat you.
January 24, 2011
Video Mark Sanchez Wipes Snot On Mark Brunell
It's really all Mark Brunell is good for.
January 21, 2011
Video John Calipari Calls Player a "Selfish Motherf*cker"
It's the pot calling another pot a pot.
January 21, 2011
Video Big-Boobed Kim Clijsters Would Like You To Know She's Not Pregnant
She seemed flirtatious. She's clearly trying to get pregnant.
January 21, 2011
Video Awesome College Hockey Shootout Goal
Don't get cocky, guy. The goalie even whiffed on the puck when it was laying there.
January 21, 2011
Video Kinect Player Kicks Cat
Kinect is better than Wii because in Wii you can only hit cats with your controller.
