Soccer players are such tough pussies.
They forgot to bend it like Beckham. Or even kick it.
Don't let Kobe know he can bypass his teammates by doing this.
Throws in some breadsticks and Toronto might give the Raptors a parade.
Apparently Ellen is now also doing web redemptions.
And that was even before this pass.
A 40-something man with a Bieber ringtone should be watched by the cops.
"I just threw up bloodI think it worked."
Kids: "Do as I say, not as I do. Except for cleaning up. That's good."
And the 2011 Most Awesome Fan Award is already clinched.