Kronwall was a few seconds away from putting Eaves out of his misery with a skate blade to the neck.
It's hard to break new barriers in soccer pussydom. But he pulled it off.
We're lucky Mark Cuban and Charlie Sheen being in the same place didn't create a black, douchey hole.
The kid's first word was "mother." His second was "fker."
It's smartest to break their whistle so they can't call a foul on you.
Okay. America takes it back. Soccer is awesome.
Video The Gus Johnson of Spain
Rise y fire!
Impressive fouls: it's the best a Clipper can ever hope to do.
He almost also reported from the scene of a hit-and-run.
It took 11 years to explain the offsides rule to him.