Relax, guy. It's college baseball.
Alright. Now score.
His entire family was then killed. No, that's not funny. Just kidnapped.
He has the potential to be the greatest brah baseball player of all-time.
Watch out. They'll suckle your energy!
Sample lyrics: "E-T-H-I-C-S find out what it means to me. (Nothing.)"
If "Mighty Ducks" didn't get made, would Emilio Estevez become like his brother?
"And a follow up: 'Will you now give me a wedgie?'"
I can't believe I'm saying this: but Boston fans don't deserve this.
With some PEDs, he'll win the Tour de France in no time.