That poor kid is going to grow up into Charlie Sheen.
Barbers in Minnesota must be broke.
Don Draper would sleep with Cinderella.
Cleaning your nasal passages is better than watching the Knicks.
Fleeing a double murder ZING!
This is easily the most entertaining part of the World Baseball Classic.
Yeah! Showed him who's in charge!
You almost get the sense he needs money.
It's as though the officials felt he was being sarcastic.
He's awesome at not scoring.