Well there goes here dream of hooking up with Ted Johnson.
In one shining moment, you'll sing in another octave.
He will not shoot and goaltend during shootouts.
The Swiss hockey league needs to invest in sturdier pucks.
SFW. Especially because it's very cold in the snow.
Ice cream: what the Telestrator was invented for.
It will always be Flop City first, Lob City second.
A suit and tie is their primary alternate jersey.
The elastic pants are very slimming.
Tiny people should probably stay out of LeBron's way.