It would have been charming if he was in one of the world's Top 20 soccer leagues.
He has food poisoning or suddenly realized he's part of American soccer.
Video Oh, MLS, You're Adorable
The MLS Cup is decided by an own-goal. Not surprising. At all.
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It's almost like he doesn't respect the MLS.
That goalie may be American, but he definitely could play for a European team.