I think it's about time we switched to a democratically elected Hoop President.
This is Michael Jordan's son, Marcus Jordan. Marcus Jordan averaged 8.0 points per game last season for lowly Central Florida, yet he is approximately 8.0 billion times better at basketball than he is at rapping. Observe.
Video Bubba Hog Dancing
Give that fan a contract! And a hot dog.
Video Epic Dunk
Can you believe this is a young Allen Iverson?
Video Kid Dunk Fail
Leave the slam dunking to the professionals.