Deer Antler Spray Isn’t the Only Weird Animal Extract PED

http://espn.go.com/blog/playbook/fandom/post/_/id/17633/sketchy-animal-performance-enhancers Unicorn antler spray will give you a 3.2 40. Continue Reading →

Sports Plays with Bizarre Names

http://www.totalprosports.com/2013/01/28/21-sports-plays-with-bizarre-names/#2 Spin-O-Rama was what I hoped to name the laundromat that is my life's dream. Oh, well. Continue Reading →

Analysis of Ole Miss-Auburn Basketball Yelling

http://www.cbssports.com/collegebasketball/blog/eye-on-college-basketball/21617167/night-court-on-wild-day-of-hoops-one-gif-steals-the-show The South's middle fingers will rise ... Continue Reading →

The 10 Best Fits for JaMarcus Russell

http://espn.go.com/blog/playbook/fandom/post/_/id/17276/10-possible-nfl-fits-for-jamarcus-russell We'll see. He can't fit into much. Continue Reading →

50 Questions to Ask Every NFL Head Coach Candidate

http://espn.go.com/blog/playbook/fandom/post/_/id/16855/the-ultimate-nfl-coach-interview-script#more Get them all right and he's a genius. Hire him. Continue Reading →
MLB: Pittsburgh Pirates at San Francisco Giants

2013 Resolutions for the Sports World

http://espn.go.com/blog/playbook/fandom/post/_/id/16306/2013-resolutions-for-the-world-of-sport May 2012 be the last ELITE year on record. Continue Reading →

Rex Ryan’s QB Logic Chart

http://espn.go.com/blog/playbook/fandom/post/_/id/16264/rex-ryan-qb-chart-lists-tebow-scenarios When in doubt, never start Tim Tebow. Continue Reading →
Pittsburgh Pirates v Houston Astros

Two Decades of Pittsburgh Pirates’ Free Agent Acquisitions

http://mlb.sbnation.com/2012/11/30/3711688/russell-martin-pittsburgh-pirates-free-agent-rumors This is like the outline of a baseball horror movie. Continue Reading →

High-Five Fail GIFs

http://www.totalprosports.com/2012/11/29/20-awesome-sports-high-five-gifs/#2 I expected more Tiger Woods. Continue Reading →

A Guide for Kicking a Man in the Crotch for Ndamukong Suh

http://espn.go.com/blog/playbook/fandom/post/_/id/14682/a-crotch-kicking-guide-for-ndamukong-suh Matt Schaub should have handed him a copy of this. Continue Reading →

Who is America’s Team

http://espn.go.com/blog/playbook/fandom/post/_/id/14549/who-really-is-americas-team If you say it's the Cowboys, you hate America. Continue Reading →

Division III’s Jack Taylor in “Hoosiers 2″

http://espn.go.com/blog/playbook/fandom/post/_/id/14614/hollywood-presents-to-you-jack-taylor He should try shooting underhanded like Ollie. Continue Reading →

Now You Can Rent a Mediocre Athlete!

http://espn.go.com/blog/playbook/fandom/post/_/id/14363/how-much-are-your-wildest-sports-dreams-worth For just $500, you can get a former scrub at your fantasy draft! Continue Reading →