College mascots are supposed to symbolize the best characteristics of a university and its sports teams. Unfortunately, many of them do not. Ever wonder who is the Worst College Mascot of all? Well, now you have the opportunity to help decide. Choose your least favorite mascot below and give it something to boo about.
The official voting period has ended. See the results below.
That is one pissed off cob of corn. Don't think you can get rid of him. He'll be back! In your stool.
UIU also has a campus in Malaysia, really, and is proud to have a Pete there, too. Really. They lamed up two continents with this thing.
In all fairness, the Tree is Stanford's unofficial mascot. Their official mascot? They don't have one, which is almost lamer than having a tree as a mascot. Almost.
Williams College isn't sure how the purple cow mascot came about. Here's a theory: lots of drugs.
Their mascot is named Gladys, their teams are called the Flying Squirrels. Clearly the administration just hates athletics.
Delta State is located in Cleveland, Mississippi. Mississippi's Cleveland. It must be paradise.
It's not an intimidating mascot. On the other hand, an art school isn't going to win any sporting events anyway.
As though community college doesn't have a bad image already, they had to go and do this.
Not only does the mascot look like a chode protruding from a clam, these are actual lyrics to the school fight song: "Siphon high, squirt it out, swivel all about, let it all hang out."
O-H! I-Owe … the city money on parking tickets.
You can't keep animals at a hotel. They're in trouble.
Even in an anonymous poll, Utah residents are morally upright.
It's either the Oregon logo or a tree vagina. Ask a botanist.
