Cobber: Concordia College
That is one pissed off cob of corn. Don't think you can get rid of him. He'll be back! In your stool.
Pete the Peacock: Upper Iowa
UIU also has a campus in Malaysia, really, and is proud to have a Pete there, too. Really. They lamed up two continents with this thing.
Stanford Tree: Stanford University
In all fairness, the Tree is Stanford's unofficial mascot. Their official mascot? They don't have one, which is almost lamer than having a tree as a mascot. Almost.
Ephelia the Purple Cow: Williams College
Williams College isn't sure how the purple cow mascot came about. Here's a theory: lots of drugs.
Gladys: Mary Baldwin College
Their mascot is named Gladys, their teams are called the Flying Squirrels. Clearly the administration just hates athletics.
Mr. Okra: Delta State
Delta State is located in Cleveland, Mississippi. Mississippi's Cleveland. It must be paradise.
The Fighting Pickle: UNC School of the Arts
It's not an intimidating mascot. On the other hand, an art school isn't going to win any sporting events anyway.
Artie the Artichoke: Scottsdale Community College
As though community college doesn't have a bad image already, they had to go and do this.
Speedy the Geoduck: Evergreen State
Not only does the mascot look like a chode protruding from a clam, these are actual lyrics to the school fight song: "Siphon high, squirt it out, swivel all about, let it all hang out."