Picture Elton John and John Denver Fight in the Greatest Boxing Match Ever
Elton John should probably win this.
Picture Championship Belt Tattoo
It's not nearly as bad an idea as his Star Wars underwear.
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Regardless of political affiliation, it's time to decide America's most badass president – the president that would win in a boxing match.
The official voting period has ended. See the results below.
He stared down the Soviet Union, meaning he essentially beat Ivan Drago.
He was 6-foot-4 and from Texas. So he was big and probably armed.
He was a lineman at Michigan. Back when the Big Ten was good, too.
Football star. War hero. Ass kicker.
Kicked secesh ass in the Civil War.
A 6-foot-2 former army general who kicked the ass of the world's leading power.
Tall (6'4") with a long reach, Lincoln also had strength and was nicknamed "The Rail Splitter."
His nicknames included Old Hickory and King Mob. Those are badass names. He also once killed a man in a duel.
Hunter, adventurer. All-around ass-kicker.
Elton John should probably win this.
It's not nearly as bad an idea as his Star Wars underwear.
