The Next Summer Olympics Sport

The Summer Olympics have many fringe sports like Table Tennis, Trampoline, Synchronized Swimming and Dressage. Golf and Rugby become Olympics sports in 2016. What sport or activity should be next?

The official voting period has ended. See the results below.

  • 9.
    Kickball
    Kickball

    No spinners!

  • 8.
    Softball
    Softball

    Jennie Finch on the women's side and fat drunk guys with mustaches on the men's side. What's not to love?

  • 7.
    UFC
    UFC

    It's time to kick people in the neck for our country!

  • 6.
    Frisbee
    Frisbee

    Frisbee golf, frisbee baseball ... there are all kinds of frisbee forms of sports the IOC dislikes.

  • 5.
    Beer Pong
    Beer Pong

    It's like Olympic Table Tennis, or ping pong, but with alcohol. What's not to like?

  • 4.
    Lacrosse
    Lacrosse

    We can all agree that not enough people named Baxter and Caldwell have won Olympic medals.

  • 3.
    American Football
    American Football

    There have to be enough countries that play this to give out three medals, right?

  • 2.
    Baseball
    Baseball

    This is no longer a sport because the IOC hates Caribbean countries. Pass it on.

  • 1.
    Dodgeball
    Dodgeball

    The IOC can allow hundreds of schoolyard bullies to pursue their dreams.

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