Washington Redskins

I would love to coach the Redskins. In fact, they are only behind the Syracuse Orange on my list of most-desired jobs.

- Mike Shanahan

I saw my firing coming. Which is actually the first thing I got right here. It's disappointing I got fired just as I was showing improvement.

- Jim Zorn
Perhaps Jim Zorn's greatest negative as a head coach is that whenever his team is blown out, he gets a nervous erection. Picture December 22nd 2009
Perhaps Jim Zorn's greatest negative as a head coach is that whenever his team is blown out, he gets a nervous erection.

I am excited about the opportunity to hire Mike Shanahan. Then I can sign John Elway, bring back Deion and Bruce Smith, and have the greatest team EVER!

- Daniel Snyder, owner, Redskins

Clinton Portis asks his friend to hook him up with that blue girl in "Avatar"

Might Have Heard December 17th 2009

Washington Redskins running back Clinton Portis has asked his friend and personal assistant Bryon to get him the number of that "blue chick with the freckles" in the new movie "Avatar." "I like...

AVOID: Rock Cartwright, RB, Redskins

Fantasy Tips November 24th 2009
Tomorrow is Wednesday, the day everyone clamors for free agents on the fantasy waiver wire. Should you reach for the new, hot player? Or should you sit back? This week's free agent du jour: Rock Cartwright, RB, Redskins
T.I.R.S.H.
Nov 16th 1969 President Nixon becomes the first president to attend a regular season NFL game while in office, as the Cowboys beat the Redskins 41-28. Dallas dominated the game after Nixon had aides break into the Redskins’ headquarters the night before, steal their playbook and give it to the Cowboys.
From the Desk of Dan Snyder, Owner, Washington Redskins

From the Desk of Dan Snyder, Owner, Washington Redskins

Mail Athletes October 28th 2009
Redskins owner Dan Snyder informs fans of some of the new policies at FedEx Field.
Scrappy Redskins 2-5 Despite Absence of Star Chris Cooley

Scrappy Redskins 2-5 Despite Absence of Star Chris Cooley

October 27th 2009
The Washington Redskins fell to 2-5 on the season on Monday night thanks to a hard-fought, 10-point loss to the Philadelphia Eagles. And while such a record might not normally go over well in Washington, the team is earning praise for performing so well in the absence of star tight end Chris Cooley, who hasn't played the last three quarters. Cooley suffered a broken leg on the first play of the second quarter in Monday night's game and is lost for the season.
"Where did they come up with these terrible plays they're calling?" "They're from your playbook, coach." "Oh. Hmmm." Picture October 27th 2009
"Where did they come up with these terrible plays they're calling?" "They're from your playbook, coach." "Oh. Hmmm."
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