Washington Redskins

Training Camp Postcard: Washington Redskins

Training Camp Postcard: Washington Redskins

August 19th 2010
Our reporter spent the day at Washington Redskins training camp in Ashburn, Virginia. Here are his notes.

Albert Haynesworth passes wheezing test

Might Have Heard July 30th 2010

Redskins defensive tackle Albert Haynesworth passed the team's wheezing test this afternoon, successfully breaking into a wheeze after going up two steps into the team cafeteria. "We created the...

We regret erroneously reporting that John Wooden had died. We are pleased to report that he is still alive. Now for the bad news: Daniel Snyder is also still alive.

- Washington Post
Redskins to keep wearing Redskins uniforms to honor redskin people

Redskins to keep wearing Redskins uniforms to honor redskin people

May 6th 2010
Washington Redskins owner Daniel Snyder announced today that the team will continue to wear Redskins uniforms in order to honor "all the redskins."
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Why do I want T.O. on the Redskins? Because the media votes for the Hall of Fame, and I think this will give me unanimous support.

- Donovan McNabb

When it comes to Donovan McNabb, the media has been very desirous that a Redskin quarterback does well.

- Rush Limbaugh

I would love to coach the Redskins. In fact, they are only behind the Syracuse Orange on my list of most-desired jobs.

- Mike Shanahan

I saw my firing coming. Which is actually the first thing I got right here. It's disappointing I got fired just as I was showing improvement.

- Jim Zorn
Perhaps Jim Zorn's greatest negative as a head coach is that whenever his team is blown out, he gets a nervous erection. Picture December 22nd 2009
Perhaps Jim Zorn's greatest negative as a head coach is that whenever his team is blown out, he gets a nervous erection.

I am excited about the opportunity to hire Mike Shanahan. Then I can sign John Elway, bring back Deion and Bruce Smith, and have the greatest team EVER!

- Daniel Snyder, owner, Redskins
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