USC Trojans

We are not asking Reggie Bush to give his Heisman back. However, we would totally be up for it if Gino Torretta wants to return his.

- Heisman Trust president
IMAGE: They might not want Reggie Bush's Heisman back

IMAGE: They might not want Reggie Bush's Heisman back

September 7th 2010
Reggie Bush may have to give his Heisman back. But will anyone really want it? It's been through a tough five years.

If you want my Heisman, you'll have to catch me first! ... Ahh, crap. That was quick. I forgot I'm not as elusive as I was in college.

- Reggie Bush
Lane Kiffin Transitions USC Player Payments to PayPal

Lane Kiffin Transitions USC Player Payments to PayPal

August 26th 2010
Lane Kiffin, the young, 35-year-old head coach charged with leading the legendary USC football program into the future, is already making his mark on team. And today he announced the program's system of player compensation while be completely modernized and moved online.

Reggie Bush says he would give back Matt Leinart's Heisman if he could

Might Have Heard August 16th 2010

Reggie Bush expressed regret last week for his actions during his college days that have led to sanctions against USC, saying that if he could make it right, he would. "If only there was a way to...

Should Reggie Bush have to give back his Heisman?
Should Reggie Bush have to give back his Heisman?
  • NO -- it looks amazing on the mantle at his parents' mansion
  • MAYBE -- Gino Torretta should have to give his back first for being terrible, then Bush, then maybe O.J. for all the murdering
  • YES -- at the very least, it probably needs to be cleaned and refurbished in light of his relationship with Kim Kardashian
Total Votes: 656
T.I.R.S.H.
Jun 17th 1994 O.J. Simpson leads police on a slow-speed chase across Los Angeles. Simpson was eventually apprehended by Det. Nordberg of the LAPD.

No one is getting my Heisman Trophy back. I have stored it in my girlfriend's ass cleavage. You'll never find it.

- Reggie Bush
USC renames soccer program "football" to deflect NCAA punishment

USC renames soccer program "football" to deflect NCAA punishment

June 10th 2010
The University of Southern Cal athletics department renamed its men's soccer program "men's football" today in a move it expects will enable its football team -- now called "American football" -- to avoid any NCAA punishment.
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What college football team did the best on National Signing Day?
What college football team did the best on National Signing Day?
  • Florida -- Urban Meyer brought in the kind of class that makes a man not retire for 18-hour periods
  • Texas -- the Longhorns landed two five-star recruits, 17 four-star recruits and several "Friday Night Lights" characters
  • USC -- with only a short time to commit recruiting violations at Southern Cal, Lane Kiffin did quite well
  • Auburn -- and I say this from my own knowledge of high school football, not because I'm parroting the massive echo chamber that is recruit rankings. No, sir!
  • Alabama -- Nick Saban continues to pull in great recruits thanks to all the players who want to spend four years with a prick in central Alabama
  • Yale -- Do academics mean nothing anymore?
Total Votes: 416
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