San Francisco Giants

T.I.R.S.H.
Aug 10th 2005 San Francisco Giants radio talk show host Larry Krueger is fired by KNBR for a postgame rant in which he says the team has too many "brain-dead Caribbean hitters" and that manager Felipe Alou's mind "has turned to Cream of Wheat." KNBR dismissed Krueger because Cream of Wheat was not the show's official breakfast sponsor.
GM Desperately Trying to Start Rumor That He Has a Big Penis

GM Desperately Trying to Start Rumor That He Has a Big Penis

July 26th 2010
San Francisco Giants general manager Brian Sabean has been working the phones as the Major League Baseball trade dealine approaches, proposing deals and repeatedly mentioning that he has a big penis in hopes that will work it's way into the news.
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What current 3rd place team has the best chance to make the playoffs?
What current 3rd place team has the best chance to make the playoffs?
  • Twins -- these big market teams that can afford superstars like Joe Mauer can just buy a playoff birth at the trade deadline
  • Giants -- Tim Lincecum is motivated to get a division title trophy bong to pair with his Cy Young bong
  • Phillies -- they would be the NL favorite if they can acquire a pitcher like Cliff Lee
  • Red Sox -- their 2010 season won't feel complete without Jonathan Papelbon blowing a Game 7
Total Votes: 508
San Francisco Giants Hold "Cool Players Only" Meeting

San Francisco Giants Hold "Cool Players Only" Meeting

June 30th 2010
Citing a lack of locker room cohesion caused by “some people” being complete dweebs, several of the popular players on the San Francisco Giants have decided to hold a “Cool Players Only” meeting to address the situation.

Pitching duel ends with dramatic beheading

Might Have Heard June 1st 2010

Ubaldo Jimenez of the Colorado Rockies and Tim Lincecum of the San Francisco Giants engaged in an epic pitching duel on Sunday, with Jimenez coming out on top with a four-hit shutout to win 4-0. He...

San Francisco Giants: 2010 Preview

San Francisco Giants: 2010 Preview

April 8th 2010
SportsPickle is previewing each MLB team in the lead up to Opening Day 2010. Today: San Francisco Giants (2009: 88-74, 3rd in NL West).

Tim Lincecum's new MLB 2K commercial

November 21st 2009
Maybe it was digital Tim who got busted. (VIDEO)

It's an honor to have two Cy Young awards. Now I can put one on my mantle and hollow the other one out into a bong.

- Tim Lincecum
Giants pitcher Tim Lincecum is shown here on one of the 364 days in the past year he was somehow NOT busted for possession of pot. Picture November 6th 2009
Giants pitcher Tim Lincecum is shown here on one of the 364 days in the past year he was somehow NOT busted for possession of pot.
T.I.R.S.H.
Oct 22nd 1974 The New York Yankees trade Bobby Murcer to the San Francisco Giants for Bobby Bonds. The Yankees also got the recliner and stash of dangly earrings and flax-seed oil used by Bonds' son.
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