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The five newest inductees to the XFL Hall of Fame were enshrined yesterday afternoon in a ceremony in front of Pete’s Bowl-A-Rama off Route 16 in Rapid City, South Dakota. Though he was too busy “doing stuff” to attend the ceremony, Vince McMahon offered his congratulations to the players.

“Today is a great day for the XFL and its dozens to possibly even scores of fans,” said the league founder. “Now these much deserving players will have a signed Polaroid of themselves on the wall behind the snack counter next to all the former greats who were privileged enough to grace the hallowed grounds of wherever we played the games.”

“I never thought I’d see this day,” said former Las Vegas Outlaw running back Leroy Collins. “My picture … up on the wall … next to greats like Big Sexy and He Hate Me and, um … Carl, is it? I wanna say Carl. Anyways, it’s a great feeling.”