News CBI Tournament Opponents Agree to Just Report Fake Score to NCAA, Go Out for Pizza
"No one cares. I didn't want to play in this tournament, but our athletic director accepted the bid," said Washington State head coach Ken Bone. "We're putting kids at risk here. Someone could get hurt and for absolutely no reason. These Wyoming kids have never been to Pullman before, so I thought we'd just end the game and grab a bite to eat in town."
Wyoming head coach Larry Shyatt said he immediately accepted Bone's offer to quit the game when he was approached during a stoppage in play 1 minute and 39 seconds into the first half.
"Ken said to me: 'Hey, do you all want to get out of here and get some pizza?' And I was like: 'Yeah. Fk it. Let's go,'" said Shyatt. "Hell, I don't want to be here. My athletic director accepted the bid. I had a vacation lined up that I had to cancel to coach this team in this pointless tournament."
Picture Domino's in Wyoming Charges Visiting Nebraska Fans $57.99 for Pizza
Considering how much land there is in Wyoming, that just covers delivery charges.

