#1 The Scourge of Butt Fingering
#2 Penis Biting
Nice move. The ol' sneak attack light drop.
In wrestling, it's legal to grab someone by the unibrow.
Looks like he pinned his taint.
His job is to sniff out gold.
Now who will judge fat guys slapping each other?
There's no shame in losing to a girl. Unless she's named "Courtney".
That guy is going to get a folding chair to the head next round.
Ivan Drago "Rocky IV"
Drago sadly passed away in 2003 due to brain tumors brought on by years of using steroids. Until the time of his passing, he lived in the same nondescript Moscow apartment building as the singing "Trolololo" guy of Internet meme fame. His small tombstone reads:
Ivan Drago (1963-2003)
boxer who disgraced the Motherland
"If he dies, he dies."
"Wild Thing" Rick Vaughn "Major League"
Vaughn smartly capitalized on his sudden fame in light of the Indians' success by doing countless interviews and printing up and selling t-shirts with his various catchphrases on the front. For a period of time, he was the biggest star in all of America.
However, the public quickly tired of his shtick, realizing he is a massive douchebag, and he faded from the spotlight as fast as he entered it. Today he is essentially a pathetic, unemployed guy with an inordinate amount of Twitter followers.
Chances are the bottom quit wrestling after this match.