Opinion 8 Possible Reasons the Olympics Dropped Wrestling
#1 – The Scourge of Butt Fingering
#2 – Penis Biting
Video Most Violent High School Wrestling Match Ever
Nice move. The ol' sneak attack light drop.
Picture Anthony Davis Loses to Armenian Wrestler in Olympic Unibrow-Off
In wrestling, it's legal to grab someone by the unibrow.
Picture Olympic Wrestler Does the Old Head-in-Ass Move
Looks like he pinned his taint.
Video Sumo Referee Loses Sumo Bout by Unanimous Decision
Now who will judge fat guys slapping each other?
Video Female Wrestler Chokes a Guy Out
There's no shame in losing to a girl. Unless she's named "Courtney".
Video Amazing Wrestling Move ... In Real Wrestling!
That guy is going to get a folding chair to the head next round.
Opinion 5 Famous Sports Movie Characters: Where Are They Now?
Ivan Drago — "Rocky IV"
Drago sadly passed away in 2003 due to brain tumors brought on by years of using steroids. Until the time of his passing, he lived in the same nondescript Moscow apartment building as the singing "Trolololo" guy of Internet meme fame. His small tombstone reads:
Ivan Drago (1963-2003)
boxer who disgraced the Motherland
"If he dies, he dies."
"Wild Thing" Rick Vaughn — "Major League"
Vaughn smartly capitalized on his sudden fame in light of the Indians' success by doing countless interviews and printing up and selling t-shirts with his various catchphrases on the front. For a period of time, he was the biggest star in all of America.
However, the public quickly tired of his shtick, realizing he is a massive douchebag, and he faded from the spotlight as fast as he entered it. Today he is essentially a pathetic, unemployed guy with an inordinate amount of Twitter followers.
Picture The Wrestler on Top is Winning in More Ways Than One
Chances are the bottom quit wrestling after this match.
