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For years we have wondered if bobsledders wear boxers or briefs. Now we know.
From the bobsledding World Championships in Switzerland:
Dialogue as they headed down the track
"Do you feel a cold draft?"
"Of course. We're bobsledding."
"Oh. Right. I was afraid my pants had split and my big ass was sticking out."
Oh. By the way. Here is the U.S. women's bobsledding team. I can't wait to see their asses in Vancouver. For my money, the hottest ones are Jazmine Fenlator, Bethany Hart and Jamia Jackson. I just like their look. I guess it's my type.
She puts the butt in bobbuttsled.
Video Urban Olympics
These are the Olympics they don't teach you about in school.
Top-ranked men's figure skater Blaine Bradley was accused by a former assistant today of asexual assault in a civil lawsuit filed in Las Vegas.
Sheila Watson, who worked for six months last year as Bradley’s accountant, claims the skater’s blatantly asexual attire, attitude and manner of speaking caused her great mental anguish, discomfort and confusion.
“My client would have filed criminal charges of asexual assault,” claimed Watson’s attorney, Jeffrey White. “But for some reason asexual assault is not a criminal offense in this state or anywhere in the country. So a civil case of asexual assault it is.”
Bradley did not respond to the charges, but authorized his attorney to release a statement:
“At no time did Blaine Bradley asexually assault this woman. These charges are ridiculous and without merit. Blaine dresses in an androgynous manner so he can appeal to everyone, not push people away – and definitely not to assault anyone. If Ms. Watson is uncomfortable with fabulousness, that’s her problem, not my client’s. In fact, Blaine found Ms. Watson’s drab, matronly garb disappointing and unsettling, but you don’t see us calling the fashion police.”
Despite the distraction, Bradley plans to compete later this month in the Skate Detroit competition.
“I have nothing to say about these accusations,” he said. “I will let my spins and my sequins do the talking for me.”
Video Extreme Biathlon
Everything you'd ever expect in an event involving skis and rifles and RPGs.
Picture Curling Rink On Porch
They're a Molson beer away from being truly Canadian
Picture Dick Pound: Author
He'd win the Pulitzer if it was given out by 13 year olds.
Picture Apartment Curling
I honestly can't tell the difference between this and real curling