NBC, Vancouver Apologize for Excellent Handling of Women’s Figure Skating Final

In a statement released this morning, NBC sports chief Dick Ebersol, speaking on behalf of his network and the city of Vancouver, issued a public apology for their coverage and hosting ... Continue Reading →

Figure Skater Gives the Performance of Her Sad Non-Life

South Korean figure skating sensation Kim Yu-Na wowed the crowd at the Vancouver Games with a world record-setting performance, earning the gold medal and the brief sense that maybe ... Continue Reading →

Olympic Recap: Today’s Gold, Silver, Bronze

Another day of the Winter Olympics is in the books. Let’s see who medaled. Bronze: Vernon Davis Screw you, Bo Jackson. Who cares about football and baseball? Vernon Davis does ... Continue Reading →

Bobsled Won on a Dare

The two-man bobsled at the Vancouver Games was won yesterday when two drunk Canadians hopped in an unattended sled and zoomed down the icy course to a world record and gold medal. "Woooooooooo! ... Continue Reading →

Swedish fans applaud the news that Tiger Woods may lose another endorsement.

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Olympic Recap: Today’s Gold, Silver, Bronze

Another day of the Winter Olympics is in the books. Let’s see who medaled. Bronze: The Netherlands Dutch speed skating coach Gerard Kemkers cost Sven Kramer gold in the men's ... Continue Reading →

South Korean men in Seoul shop for TVs based on size, resolution, number of HDMI inputs and number of penis inputs.

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Teenage Snowboarder”s Mom Okay with Him Teasing Death

Fifteen-year-old Benny Calvert got his first snowboard at the age of 13 and has been riding ever since. Though he is barely a high school student and has no formal training, he spends ... Continue Reading →

Olympic Recap: Today’s Gold, Silver, Bronze

Another day of the Winter Olympics is in the books. Let’s see who medaled. Bronze: Ice Dancing There wasn't much in the way of actual sports during the second Monday of the ... Continue Reading →

The origins of the Vancouver 2010 mascots

The Vancouver 2010 mascots are Quatchi, Miga and Sumi. How did these odd-looking mascots come to be? And did the graphic designer spend more than five minutes thinking up any of them? SportsPickle ... Continue Reading →

Know-It-All Roommate Suddenly an Expert on Figure Skating, Too

Dan Nielsen of Lansing, Michigan was looking forward to the Vancouver Games more than most. And not just because he's a big sports fan. No, Dan was even more excited for the two-week ... Continue Reading →

Canada’s Olympics hits a new embarrassing low with the gold medal in ice dancing.

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Olympic Recap: Today’s Gold, Silver, Bronze

Another day of the Winter Olympics is in the books. Let’s see who medaled. Bronze: Ski cross If you haven't seen any of the ski cross at the Vancouver Games, it's a ... Continue Reading →