VIDEO: Guy Dressed as Marshawn Lynch Competes in Cross Country Ski Race in Switzerland

What is strange about this? Probably happens all the time.  Continue Reading →

Team USA Bobsled Brakeman Checks Again for Bobsled Brakeman Openings

Steve Masterson, bobsled brakeman for USA 2 at the Sochi Olympics, returned to his computer again this morning to conduct a job search on for “bobsled brakeman” openings. ... Continue Reading →

90,000 Olympic Village Condoms Go Unused: “Athletes just uglier this year”

As the 2014 Winter Olympic games concluded Sunday night, an unprecedented 90,000 condoms still remained unused in the Olympic Village, a fact expert are contributing to the appearance ... Continue Reading →

Young American Hockey Player Dreams of Growing Up to be Canadian

Little Alex Perry, age 7, has been skating since the age of three and playing hockey since before his fifth birthday. His parents say he loves the sport and watches it and practices ... Continue Reading →
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Johnny Weir Finds Great Deal on Polo Shirts on Latest Shopping Trip

NBC figure skating analyst Johnny Weir said he scored a “major deal” today on polo shirts, getting two for $20 at a Russian department store. “I spend a lot of money ... Continue Reading →

A-to-Z of Why Canada Sucks

It’s hard to hate our friendly neighbor to the North. Maybe this can help. A – Animals We’re just trying to relax and watch some TV here and what comes on but a commercial ... Continue Reading →

VIDEO: Curling Narrated as an English Nature Documentary

Sir David Attenborough needs more catchphrases if he wants to make it as a sports broadcaster. Continue Reading →
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Shaun White Reveals He Has Been Battling Clinical Unstokedness

In a brave and candid interview with NBC’s Matt Lauer today, snowboarding star Shaun White revealed he has been struggling with much more than just a disappointing 4th place finish ... Continue Reading →

VIDEO: Biathlon Competitor Finishes and Fails at the Same Time

At least she didn’t accidentally shoot herself. Continue Reading →

USA Hockey Wears British Throwback Jerseys

Hoping to boost jersey sales off of their success run at the Sochi Olympics, the U.S. hockey team took the ice today in throwback British jerseys. “I think it’s a good look,” ... Continue Reading →

Kurt Russell Begs Team USA to Win Hockey Gold So He Can Maybe Get Another Acting Job

Actor Kurt Russell sent a hand-written letter to Team USA’s hockey team this week in Sochi, imploring them to win gold and expressing his desire to act in a second Olympic hockey ... Continue Reading →
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Winter Olympics Sports Ranked by How Likely You’d Die Doing Them

14. Curling Death Chance: Very Low It’s basically bowling on ice. Don’t slip and crack your head and you should be okay. The biggest risk to your health might be getting ... Continue Reading →

VIDEO: This Finnish Moguls Skier Did Not Win Gold

He is … wait for it … FINNISH‘d. Boom. Continue Reading →

Which “Regular” Athlete Would be Best at Each Winter Olympic Sport?

Alpine Skiing = LeBron James He has strength. He has agility. He is fearless and he would put in the work required to be a successful skier.  Continue Reading →

8 More Sports America Should Invent to Win More Winter Olympic Medals

1. Ice Basketball The USA is the best at basketball. (Suck it, other nations.) The only problem is that basketball is confined to the Summer Games. Making ice basketball would change ... Continue Reading →

VIDEO: Downhill Ballet Ski Dancing Was Once a Thing

The fact that this doesn’t exist anymore means we can never laugh again. Continue Reading →

Brief Descriptions for Each Winter Olympic Sport

Alpine Skiing For rich kids who took their family ski vacations really seriously.  Continue Reading →
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PICTURE: Norway’s Curling Team is Super Badass

You simply can’t look any cooler while sweeping someone’s sidewalk. Continue Reading →