The guy behind him decided to subtly ogle her butt.
Maybe they're like Canadian jorts.
That Panthers defenseman should be ashamed of himself.
It must be the ghost of the Atlanta Thrashers.
"I was watching SportsCenter and they showed a hockey highlight and suddenly I had this weird feeling, like I had lost my keys or something," said Peterson. "After an hour or so, I realized what it was: I hadn't seen or heard of the Trackers in months!"
Peterson worked part-time as the Thrashers mascot, Thrash, for the last 11 years.
"I honestly didn't notice anything until just now," he said. "And, now that I think about it, I haven't gotten a paycheck in a while. But I went to the arena today to investigate further and I didn't notice a difference in the crowd. I think that's why their move has slipped under the radar. And also because the vast majority of Atlanta residents never even knew that the Tacklers existed. I guess you could say I was their one diehard, contractually."
Going down, in a blaze of patriotic glory.
"We have more than just a hockey team we don't want," Atlanta mayor Kasim Reed wrote in a letter to Winnipeg mayor Sam Katz. "The Hawks, for example. We could give a crap about them and they're actually not too bad. You should totally take them. The Thrashers might be lonely without them. What do you say?"
Mayor Reed continued on to also offer up the Braves and Falcons.
"Again, both are pretty good and both are yours if you want them," wrote Reed. "I know you Canadians aren't into baseball too much, but you all made us have hockey teams twice, so it's only fair that you take the Braves for a while. Do you think your people would want to do the Tomahawk Chop? Most people think it's incredibly annoying, but doing it is really the only thing we Atlantans like about professional sports."