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Wayne Rooney Injury Devastates Your Craigslist Roommate

Manchester United announced that star striker Wayne Rooney will sit out an additional two weeks to heal his knee injury, a devastating blow to the club and to your Craigslist roommate ... Continue Reading →

Wayne Rooney is Enormous

As an effigy. No prostitute could ever service a man that big. Continue Reading →

Apparently People Take Soccer Very Seriously in the UK

Manchester City : Manchester United :: Mets : Yankees Continue Reading →