SportsPickle - Filed Under "Waterskiing" http://www.sportspickle.com/tag/waterskiing Filed Under "Waterskiing" /picture/3529 This would have been an awesome ramp Wed, 29 Sep 2010 08:18:23 -0400 /article/306 Jesus Wins 1,989th Consecutive Barefoot Waterskiing Title Fri, 16 Oct 2009 13:13:39 -0400 For the 1989thconsecutive year, Jesus H. Christ of Bethlehem dominated the field at the World Barefoot Waterskiing Championships, held annually in Kenosha, Wisconsin.Christ swept all eight events, earning gold medals in all racing and freestyle categories.


“You know, someone here today asked me how this stacks up against the other 1,988 barefoot waterskiing titles I’ve won,” said Christ, as he unzipped his wetsuit and enjoyed a cold beer in front of an adoring crowd.“I definitely have to say that this one was the sweetest.No doubt.I’ll never get sick of this feeling.”


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