As mom always said: It's all fun and games until you fly into an overpass.
BOOM! Look at you now all pumped up! Do five more for good measure. Okay, two more.
Now HURRY! Get down to the beach and get your shirt off before you stop being cut! Time's-a-wasting, tubby!
2. Breathe in suck in those abs and now hold it all day. From the minute you take off your shirt to show off the ripped chest and arms your pushups created until when you put your shirt back on and leave the beach, you'll have to hold your breath. Sorry. Oh. One side note: be careful if you pass out. Your arms are probably exhausted from the 12 pushups and will be too weak to help you break your fall.
3. Never sit down Even people who are in shape have little rolls of skin that billow out over the top of their shorts when they sit down. If you sit down, your roll of skin will be a flesh tidal wave, laying waste to the eyes of everyone near you.
Now catch a martini.
She'll be able to water ski better on her prosthetic legs.
Video Couch Surfing
It's the official state water sport of West Virginia.
Video Backyard Waterslide Fail
That might be a wetsuit. Or it could be the flesh of a fat seal.
Video 40-Foot Slip-n-Slide
In the winter it makes a great ski jump.
I'll definitely go to the boat show to see that.
Today's jet skiiers are much cockier than those from the old days.