"You always have to keep it fresh. I don't want the kids to see the John Wall Dance as dated," said the 2010 No. 1 overall point. "At the same time, I want it to be real and to reflect who I am right now. And that's sad a depressed."
The Wizards have the worst record in the NBA at 1-8 and Wall's numbers are well below his rookie year performance.
"With the old John Wall Dance, it started with the flexing," said Wall. "It still does. But sometimes now, you can skip right through the early part and just do the silent weeping. I do that now after most of my shots."
Hey, it's hard to market a franchise that awful.
Coloring books are a good way to get through a Wizards game.
In the Czech Republic, they get laid at their drafts.
Stephen Strasburg probably has a crappy jumper.
Take THAT, fraudulent NBA dunk champion!
That doesn't count as a blocked shot. That's a caught shot.
He probably had a quadruple-double if you count turnovers.
This is worse than when someone put "Jordan" on a Wizards jersey.
Wizards fans are also probably > Wizards players.