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Jan Vesely’s Draft Night … With The Kiss!

In the Czech Republic, they get laid at their drafts. Continue Reading →
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John Wall Will Never Leave the Wizards for the Nationals

Stephen Strasburg probably has a crappy jumper. Continue Reading →
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JaVale McGee > Blake Griffin … wait, what?

Take THAT, fraudulent NBA dunk champion! Continue Reading →
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JaVale McGee Blocks Shot, Humiliates Shooter

That doesn't count as a blocked shot. That's a caught shot. Continue Reading →
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JaVale McGee Gets Most Pathetic Triple-Double Ever

He probably had a quadruple-double if you count turnovers. Continue Reading →
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Wizards Deadline Acquisition: Andray Baltche

This is worse than when someone put "Jordan" on a Wizards jersey. Continue Reading →
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Wizards Fan > Wizards Mascot

Wizards fans are also probably > Wizards players. Continue Reading →
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The Essence of the Washington Wizards in a 10-Second Highlight

Watch this 288 times and you have a whole Wizards game. (via @talkhoops) Continue Reading →
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New Hampshire Hates Gilbert Arenas

You’d think the "Live Free Or Die" state wouldn’t have a problem with guns. Continue Reading →
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Old Man Wizards Fan Has Dance Fever

He's probably a Congressman. Continue Reading →
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Gilbert Arenas Rocks Dolce & Gabbana Basketball Shoes

They give fabulous ankle suport. (via NiceKicks) Continue Reading →
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John Wall Dances Into His Home Opener

Yi Jianlian also did the Dougie when he entered the game. Continue Reading →

Wizards president Ernie Grunfeld displays his draft lottery lucky charm, a musket ball he found laying around the locker room.

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Rockets, Wizards GMs Trying to Get Donnie Walsh Drunk Enough to Participate in 3-Way Trade

In an effort to speed up the process of a proposed three-team trade, Houston Rockets GM Daryl Morey and Washington Wizards GM Ernie Grunfeld plan on inviting Knicks GM Donnie Walsh ... Continue Reading →

Mike Miller of the Washington Wizards goes up for a dunk.

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Using this photo as its evidence, the New York Post is reporting that Gilbert Arenas has murdered all of his teammates.

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Tweet of the Week

From @gilbertarenas AKA Washington Wizards point guard Gilbert Arenas … yea i guess ur right men with kids party a diff way on new years…it usually starts and ends with ... Continue Reading →