April 30, 2013

News Oh, No. Sports Radio Caller Has Take on Gay Issues.

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A caller just now into Nashville's Sports Talk 980 drive-time show, "Crazy Mike and The Pete Show," says he has something to say about NBA player Jason Collins revealing he is gay.

"Alright, we've got Jimmie Ray from Smyrna calling in and he wants to talk about gay athletes," Crazy Mike just said. "You're on the air, Jimmie Ray."

Oh, God. His name is Jimmie Ray. This is going to be even worse than you feared.

"Yeah, hey, Crazy Mike. Yeah, I just wanted to talk about this NBA guy saying he's gay," said Jimmie Ray. "Now, I've never heard of him before because I don't really like NBA basketball. I don't think half of them try all season and when they do, it's only for the last few minutes of the game."

Please. Please someone stop this. Please. It's going to get racial and homophobic. Cut the line.

"And I learned in church growing up that homosexuality is a sin," continued Jimmie Ray.

Sweet mercy. This is a complete disaster. HANG UP ON HIM! You don't want sports radio callers talking about these issues! They're America's dumbest people! SOMEONE DO SOMETHING BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE!

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Filed Under   NBA   media   Washington Wizards   Jason Collins
February 28, 2013

Video Wizards' Broadcasters Have as Much Trouble as the Wizards

Trevor Ariza sure looked sad for hitting a game-winner.

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Filed Under   NBA   media   Washington Wizards   Trevor Ariza
February 19, 2013

Poll Do you think Michael Jordan could still play in the NBA at age 50?

Do you think Michael Jordan could still play in the NBA at age 50? poll results
  • Yes. Several 50-somethings play for the Knicks and Lakers, so there's no reason the greatest player ever couldn't play at that age, too.
  • No. But I do think he could still be a terrible minor league baseball player.
  • I mean, I guess he could technically play for the Bobcats because he owns the team. Also, it's the Bobcats.
  • I don't know, but the only way he can make people forget his stint with the Wizards is to make an even more depressing return.
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November 30, 2012

Video Emeka Okafor Saves Fan from Certain Death

It's a Wizards fan. He wanted to die. Way to ruin it, Okafor.

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Filed Under   NBA   Washington Wizards   Emeka Okafor
November 27, 2012

Picture John Wall Watches Wizards' Games Like They Should be Watched

Do the John Wall hopeless glance.

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Filed Under   NBA   John Wall   Washington Wizards
March 30, 2012

Opinion Flowchart: Are You a Moron?

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March 08, 2012

Video Even in Victory the Wizards are Embarrassing

Looks like we have an early favorite for next year's dunk contest.

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Filed Under   NBA   Washington Wizards   Nick Young
February 08, 2012

Picture Papa Johns is Doing Pretty Well With Its Washington Wizards Promotion

The Wizards have 5 wins. In three of them they broke 100. FREE PIZZA IF THEY WIN THE NBA FINALS!!!

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Filed Under   NBA   Washington Wizards
February 07, 2012

Video Even When the Wizards Play Defense They Do It Wrong

Have to like his hustle. And hate his brain.

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Filed Under   NBA   Washington Wizards   JaVale McGee
January 25, 2012

Picture Washington Wizards' Website Would Like You to Vote Terribly

Why only list four players when the entire roster is equally undeserving?

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Filed Under   NBA   Washington Wizards