Opinion Flowchart: Are You a Moron?
Video Even in Victory the Wizards are Embarrassing
Looks like we have an early favorite for next year's dunk contest.
Picture Papa Johns is Doing Pretty Well With Its Washington Wizards Promotion
The Wizards have 5 wins. In three of them they broke 100. FREE PIZZA IF THEY WIN THE NBA FINALS!!!
Video Even When the Wizards Play Defense They Do It Wrong
Have to like his hustle. And hate his brain.
Picture Washington Wizards' Website Would Like You to Vote Terribly
Why only list four players when the entire roster is equally undeserving?
News Updated John Wall Dance to Include Silent Weeping
“You always have to keep it fresh. I don’t want the kids to see the John Wall Dance as dated,” said the 2010 No. 1 overall point. “At the same time, I want it to be real and to reflect who I am right now. And that’s sad a depressed.”
The Wizards have the worst record in the NBA at 1-8 and Wall’s numbers are well below his rookie year performance.
“With the old John Wall Dance, it started with the flexing,” said Wall. “It still does. But sometimes now, you can skip right through the early part and just do the silent weeping. I do that now after most of my shots.”
Picture Wizards' Season Highlights Include Not Getting Killed at Home by the Mavericks
Hey, it's hard to market a franchise that awful.
Picture Nothing Says Healthy Children Like Andray Blatche
Coloring books are a good way to get through a Wizards game.
Picture Jan Vesely's Draft Night ... With The Kiss!
In the Czech Republic, they get laid at their drafts.
Video John Wall Will Never Leave the Wizards for the Nationals
Stephen Strasburg probably has a crappy jumper.
