"Alright, we've got Jimmie Ray from Smyrna calling in and he wants to talk about gay athletes," Crazy Mike just said. "You're on the air, Jimmie Ray."
Oh, God. His name is Jimmie Ray. This is going to be even worse than you feared.
"Yeah, hey, Crazy Mike. Yeah, I just wanted to talk about this NBA guy saying he's gay," said Jimmie Ray. "Now, I've never heard of him before because I don't really like NBA basketball. I don't think half of them try all season and when they do, it's only for the last few minutes of the game."
Please. Please someone stop this. Please. It's going to get racial and homophobic. Cut the line.
"And I learned in church growing up that homosexuality is a sin," continued Jimmie Ray.
Sweet mercy. This is a complete disaster. HANG UP ON HIM! You don't want sports radio callers talking about these issues! They're America's dumbest people! SOMEONE DO SOMETHING BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE!
Trevor Ariza sure looked sad for hitting a game-winner.
- Yes. Several 50-somethings play for the Knicks and Lakers, so there's no reason the greatest player ever couldn't play at that age, too.
- No. But I do think he could still be a terrible minor league baseball player.
- I mean, I guess he could technically play for the Bobcats because he owns the team. Also, it's the Bobcats.
- I don't know, but the only way he can make people forget his stint with the Wizards is to make an even more depressing return.
It's a Wizards fan. He wanted to die. Way to ruin it, Okafor.
Do the John Wall hopeless glance.
Opinion Flowchart: Are You a Moron?
Looks like we have an early favorite for next year's dunk contest.
The Wizards have 5 wins. In three of them they broke 100. FREE PIZZA IF THEY WIN THE NBA FINALS!!!
Have to like his hustle. And hate his brain.
Why only list four players when the entire roster is equally undeserving?