Picture Mike Shanahan Seems Displeased
He must have smelled Washington's performance.
Video Mickey Rourke's Career Low: Liking Rex Grossman
"A Trainwreck with Balls": The Rex Grossman Story.
Picture Here's the Redskins' Internet Password, Via FOX
It's password-protected so idiots like Joe Buck can't get on.
Picture Rex Grossman Sucks, But At Least He's Fat
Looks like a local pizza shop delivers to the bench.
Picture Washington Redskins Toothtoo? Tatooth? Tooth Tattoo.
Doesn't matter how much he brushes and flosses. That tooth will rot.
Picture Redskins Fans Understandably Hate Dan Snyder
I'm sure he'll be suing them soon.
News Redskins Change Mike Shanahan's Next Tanning Appointment to Sunday at Kickoff
"I called Orange D'Lights Tanning Emporium and pretended I was coach Shanahan," said Fletcher. "I said I wouldn't be able to make my morning session and asked for one at 1:00 p.m. Then I told Mike that the salon had called the locker room phone to tell him his appointment was changed."
Now Shanahan must decide between Washington's game against a division rival or a crucial winter tanning session.
"It really isn't a tough decision," said Shanahan. "Maybe if we were still in the playoff hunt I might have to put some thought into it. But I can't miss a tanning session in December. It's hard keeping a good leathery brown going in the winter."
