Picture Styling Redskins Fan
Redskins fans are known for being fashion forward.
Picture Mike Shanahan Seems Displeased
He must have smelled Washington's performance.
Picture Mike Shanahan is Fully Roasted
Unfortunately, he tastes like failure.
"A Trainwreck with Balls": The Rex Grossman Story.
It's password-protected so idiots like Joe Buck can't get on.
Looks like a local pizza shop delivers to the bench.
Doesn't matter how much he brushes and flosses. That tooth will rot.
I'm sure he'll be suing them soon.
"I called Orange D'Lights Tanning Emporium and pretended I was coach Shanahan," said Fletcher. "I said I wouldn't be able to make my morning session and asked for one at 1:00 p.m. Then I told Mike that the salon had called the locker room phone to tell him his appointment was changed."
Now Shanahan must decide between Washington's game against a division rival or a crucial winter tanning session.
"It really isn't a tough decision," said Shanahan. "Maybe if we were still in the playoff hunt I might have to put some thought into it. But I can't miss a tanning session in December. It's hard keeping a good leathery brown going in the winter."