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PICTURE: Excited Washington Fans Not Worrying About Whales in Captivity

Many captured whales are forced to play offensive line. Continue Reading →
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RG3 Confident He Can Start Week 1, And Then Again Week 15 or So

Despite being less than seven months from undergoing reconstructive knee surgery, Washington Redskins quarterback Robert Griffin, III declared today after practice that he feels he ... Continue Reading →
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VIDEO: Sobbing Redskins Fan Just Wanted an Autograph, Is World’s Most Pathetic Person

She probably handled RG3’s knee injury very well. Continue Reading →
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RGIII Ends Sham Engagement, Keeps All the Blenders He Got

Washington Redskins quarterback Robert Griffin III announced today that his engagement his off. "We never planned to get married. I never planned to get married. I'm rich, ... Continue Reading →
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Thousands Named “Snyder” Petition Redskins Owner Dan Snyder to Change His Name

More than 700,000 Americans with the last name "Snyder" delivered a petition to the home offices of the Washington Redskins today demanding that team owner Daniel Snyder ... Continue Reading →
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James Harden is DeAngelo Hall; DeAngelo Hall is James Harden

Sorry, James. You’re now an overrated NFL defensive back. Continue Reading →
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RGIII’s New Nickname

He’s so awesome, he gets to park close to every building. Continue Reading →
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Redskins Fans Continue to Struggle with Success

They didn't even have Christmas in Washington, D.C., before RG III arrived. Continue Reading →
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America Hates America’s Team

Hmm. It almost makes you think that they’re not … nah. Foolish thought. Continue Reading →
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Redskins Fans Are Not Handling Success Well

It's a new low for Dan Snyder. Continue Reading →
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It’s to Give a Fair Shot to Tim Rex Tebow Grossman

Granted, Rex Grossman has proven to be a failure, but high-level logic is a post-graduate course at Florida. Continue Reading →
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Norv Turner’s 2011 Was Bad Even for Him

Only the Chargers were dumb enough to keep him for 2012. Continue Reading →
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Florida Panthers Play Washington Redskins

Winner gets the Capitals. Continue Reading →
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Cam Newton Wows Teammates with Tales of Long-Forgotten Rookie Year: “I was the RG3 of my time”

Carolina Panthers quarterback Cam Newton had quite an audience today in the Panther locker room when he told story after story to awestruck Carolina rookies about how he was considered ... Continue Reading →
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Joe Gibbs Says He Was “Queer for tight ends”

Nothing queer about it, Joe. Everyone like tight ends. Continue Reading →
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Apple Has Released the RG4

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Dan Snyder’s High School Yearbook Photo

He was voted Most Likely to be an Incompetent Sports Team Owner. Continue Reading →
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Redskins: "Kirk Cousins is the right quarterback to move us past the 40-hour Robert Griffin III era"

The Washington Redskins introduced new quarterback Kirk Cousins at a packed press conference today, describing the 4th Round pick as a great fit for the organization. "This is ... Continue Reading →