Picture Harrisburg Senators' Perfect Promotional Email for Stephen Strasburg
Maybe people would go to Nationals games if they got some cowboy monkeys.
Video John Wall Will Never Leave the Wizards for the Nationals
Stephen Strasburg probably has a crappy jumper.
Picture Nationals Pitcher Todd Coffey is Not Physically Fit
He's a setup man and a breast man.
Video Bryce Harper: Phenom of Douchery
He has the potential to be the greatest brah baseball player of all-time.
Picture The Nationals Blow
They also suck. But here one of their players is blowing. (via @KegsnEggs)
Picture Sad Stephen Strasburg Jersey
On the front it says "We'll Maybe Be Decent One Day" in Nationals script.
Picture John Lann-something
That Nationals continue to have spelling problems. Also: baseball problems.
