August 20, 2012

Video Bryce Harper Tells Little Leaguers to be "Sexy"

And so ends Bryce Harper's camp for kids.

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July 30, 2012

Picture Fat Brewers Pitcher Taunted by Ad

It's not like he wouldn't happily drink one on the mound.

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July 27, 2012

News Stephen Strasburg Set to Self-Destruct in 17 Days

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Washington Nationals pitcher Stephen Strasburg will explode in 17 days unless Nationals general manager Mike Rizzo decides to remove the bomb that has been attached to the young ace since the beginning of the season.

"We're still evaluating the situation with Stephen," said Rizzo. "But as of now, nothing has changed. He will detonate in a little over two weeks."

The Nationals decided to strap a bomb to their franchise pitcher "to protect him."

"He is coming off of arm surgery and we didn't want him to pitch too many innings," said Rizzo. "We considered putting an innings limit on him, but we knew he would want to pitch beyond that and — if we found ourselves in playoff contention — that we might also be tempted to let him pitch the whole season. But then we thought of the bomb idea. This makes sure Stephen doesn't pitch more than he should."

Strasburg says he has tried to disarm the device that is strapped to his back.

"I want to keep pitching," he said. "More than that, I don't want to die. But I went to San Diego State and didn't even graduate. I don't know what I'm doing. It just looks like a bunch of wires to me."

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July 05, 2012

Picture National Standings After Games of July 4, 2012: For Posterity

At least the Cubs are keeping things normal.

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June 20, 2012

Video Bryce Harper's At-Bat Music: Bieber, Naturally

He's truly a brah of his times.

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June 18, 2012

Video The Inevitable Bryce Harper "Clown Question, Bro" Mashup

There have been many clowns throughout history, bro.

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June 13, 2012

Video Bryce Harper Receives Clown-Related Question from Bro Reporter

Is it hard running the bases with your huge shoes?

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June 11, 2012

Picture Stephen Strasbrug: The Next Nationals Phenom

Maybe people would learn his name if he wasn't on a pitch count.

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May 16, 2012

News Nationals Capping Stephen Strasburg's Pitches at 70 MPH to Save His Arm

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The Washington Nationals are modifying their plan to shut Stephen Strasburg down this season after 160 innings — a plan that would leave the team without its ace pitcher as soon as mid-August, just as the pennant chase is heating up.

"We had high hopes for the team this year, but they are exceeding even those expectations," said Nationals general manager Mike Rizzo of his first place club. "We believe we can compete for a World Series title this year, and we want to do it with Stephen at our disposal. Yet we want to protect his arm, too."

So Rizzo and manager Davey Johnson have hit on an idea that will allow them to give Strasburg heavy innings even deep into October.

"Soft-tossing. We've told him that if any pitches crack 70 mph on the radar gun, he's getting pulled," said Rizzo. "But now that he's exerting almost no effort out there, we feel we don't need to put an innings or pitch count on him. I don't know why we didn't think of this before."

Strasburg tried out the new approach in his latest start and got knocked around by the lowly Padres, giving up four runs on seven hits in four innings – his worst performance of the season.

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From Steve Etheridge / May 15, 2012

News Santa Taking Notice of Bryce Harper's Thrilling Start

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After hitting his first big league homer in Monday night's game against the Padres, it wasn't just the fans and the media taking note of 19-year-old phenom Bryce Harper. Santa Claus himself was watching the game live via satellite from his North Pole candy fortress, stroking his beard approvingly as the Nats rookie swiftly trotted around the bases.

Claus has been following Harper's controversial antics closely over the last two years, but only recently has he begun taking a liking to the young outfielder.

"To be honest, I didn't think I'd ever take the kid's name off the Naughty List," said Claus between two huge gulps of milk. "But here we are."

Harper might have earned some brownie points when he emerged from the dugout for a curtain call and pointed a northward, a thoughtful acknowledgment of the fat man in red.

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