Nationals Approach Stephen Strasburg About Pitching the Remainder of the Season Left-Handed

The Washington Nationals believe they have hit upon a plan that will keep their ace pitcher Stephen Strasburg on the mound throughout the pennant chase and postseason, while also protecting ... Continue Reading →

Bryce Harper Tells Little Leaguers to be “Sexy”

And so ends Bryce Harper's camp for kids. Continue Reading →

Fat Brewers Pitcher Taunted by Ad

It’s not like he wouldn’t happily drink one on the mound. Continue Reading →
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Stephen Strasburg Set to Self-Destruct in 17 Days

Washington Nationals pitcher Stephen Strasburg will explode in 17 days unless Nationals general manager Mike Rizzo decides to remove the bomb that has been attached to the young ace ... Continue Reading →

National Standings After Games of July 4, 2012: For Posterity

At least the Cubs are keeping things normal. Continue Reading →

Bryce Harper’s At-Bat Music: Bieber, Naturally

He's truly a brah of his times. Continue Reading →

The Inevitable Bryce Harper “Clown Question, Bro” Mashup

There have been many clowns throughout history, bro. Continue Reading →

Bryce Harper Receives Clown-Related Question from Bro Reporter

Is it hard running the bases with your huge shoes? Continue Reading →

Stephen Strasbrug: The Next Nationals Phenom

Maybe people would learn his name if he wasn’t on a pitch count. Continue Reading →

Nationals Capping Stephen Strasburg’s Pitches at 70 MPH to Save His Arm

The Washington Nationals are modifying their plan to shut Stephen Strasburg down this season after 160 innings — a plan that would leave the team without its ace pitcher as soon ... Continue Reading →

Santa Taking Notice of Bryce Harper’s Thrilling Start

After hitting his first big league homer in Monday night's game against the Padres, it wasn't just the fans and the media taking note of 19-year-old phenom Bryce Harper. ... Continue Reading →

Which MLB team that is off to a surprisingly hot start has the most staying power?

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Cole Hamels Apologizes for Not Hitting Bryce Harper in His Stupid Face

Philadelphia Phillies starter Cole Hamels has admitted that he hit Nationals rookie Bryce Harper on purpose in the first inning Sunday night, and today apologized for the act. "I ... Continue Reading →

Nationals Fever Has Not Claimed Everyone

He’s looking for Robert Griffin III news. Continue Reading →

Bryce Harper’s First Major League Hit Featured a Fan’s Butt

Many people do say that Bryce Harper is an ass, so this is somewhat fitting. Continue Reading →

The World’s Dumbest Fan is a Washington Nationals Fan

Hey, glasses can dry out, too, you know. Continue Reading →

Nationals Rookies Hazed as Smurfs

Worst of all, they had to watch the Smurfs movie. Continue Reading →

Stephen Strasburg KKK Jersey

Baseball is very American, so it’s probably quite popular among the white supremacists. Continue Reading →