Picture Terrifying Alexander Ovechkin Bust
He's smiling because nearby is a statue of vodka.
Picture Alexander Ovechkin Candy Bar
The expiration date is at the start of the playoffs.
Video The Washington Capitals: Embarrassing Since 1988
This song just came out in Alexander Ovechkin's homeland.
Picture Caps Fan Says She Loves Semin
In Russian, "Semin" doesn't mean "semen." It only means "ejaculate." (via Puck Daddy)
Picture Washington Capitals Fans Gives the Finger to Vinny Lecavalier
It's an improvement. Not long ago, no one in DC cared enough about hockey to give the finger. (via DC Sports Bog)
Picture The Washington Capitals as High Art
This depicts them confidently striding into the playoffs before inevitable elimination.
Picture Washington Post Copy Editor Enjoys P0rn Puns
Earlier in the game, on a check, an opponent got Semin all over his chest.
Video Douche-Off: Alexander Ovechkin vs. DJ Pauly D
Smart of DJ Pauly D to bring his own hockey helmet.
