He's smiling because nearby is a statue of vodka.
Picture Alexander Ovechkin Candy Bar
The expiration date is at the start of the playoffs.
This song just came out in Alexander Ovechkin's homeland.
Picture Caps Fan Says She Loves Semin
In Russian, "Semin" doesn't mean "semen." It only means "ejaculate." (via Puck Daddy)
It's an improvement. Not long ago, no one in DC cared enough about hockey to give the finger. (via DC Sports Bog)
This depicts them confidently striding into the playoffs before inevitable elimination.
That kid is the most Caps fan ever.
Earlier in the game, on a check, an opponent got Semin all over his chest.
Picture Russian Spy With The First Lady!
Talk radio is going to go crazy over this.
Smart of DJ Pauly D to bring his own hockey helmet.