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Alexander Ovechkin Candy Bar

The expiration date is at the start of the playoffs. Continue Reading →
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The Washington Capitals: Embarrassing Since 1988

This song just came out in Alexander Ovechkin's homeland. Continue Reading →
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Caps Fan Says She Loves Semin

In Russian, "Semin" doesn’t mean "semen." It only means "ejaculate." (via Puck Daddy) Continue Reading →
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Washington Capitals Fans Gives the Finger to Vinny Lecavalier

It’s an improvement. Not long ago, no one in DC cared enough about hockey to give the finger. (via DC Sports Bog) Continue Reading →
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The Washington Capitals as High Art

This depicts them confidently striding into the playoffs before inevitable elimination. Continue Reading →
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Stupid Overtime Goal Wakes Fan

That kid is the most Caps fan ever. Continue Reading →
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Washington Post Copy Editor Enjoys P0rn Puns

Earlier in the game, on a check, an opponent got Semin all over his chest. Continue Reading →
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Russian Spy With The First Lady!

Talk radio is going to go crazy over this. Continue Reading →
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Douche-Off: Alexander Ovechkin vs. DJ Pauly D

Smart of DJ Pauly D to bring his own hockey helmet. Continue Reading →
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NBC’s David Gregory Is A Very Boring Hockey Fan

"Meet The Press"? More like "Meet The Awkward" … AMIRIGHT?! Continue Reading →
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Alexander Ovechkin Flips P.K. Subban

They would make an awesome pairs skating duo. Continue Reading →
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The New Ovechkin "SportsCenter" Commercial Is Kind of Awesome

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bHko4ikCzG8&feature=player_embedded It's funny because it's true. Continue Reading →
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Alex Ovechkin Gives a Little Kid a Wedgie

In Soviet Russia, wedgies give YOU! Continue Reading →