Douche-Off: Alexander Ovechkin vs. DJ Pauly D

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NBC’s David Gregory Is A Very Boring Hockey Fan

"Meet The Press"? More like "Meet The Awkward" … AMIRIGHT?! Continue Reading →

Alexander Ovechkin Flips P.K. Subban

They would make an awesome pairs skating duo. Continue Reading →

The New Ovechkin "SportsCenter" Commercial Is Kind of Awesome

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bHko4ikCzG8&feature=player_embedded It's funny because it's true. Continue Reading →

Alex Ovechkin Gives a Little Kid a Wedgie

In Soviet Russia, wedgies give YOU! Continue Reading →

Alexander Ovechkin Likes To Dance

Sidney Crosby is a better dancer. Continue Reading →

You’ll See Headless Ovechkin In Your Dreams

Maybe that's where he goes when he gets knocked out of the playoffs every year. Continue Reading →

Look at this friggin’ douchebag

Oh, yeah. And also Ronnie from the Jersey Shore. ZING! Continue Reading →

Caps Hoping to Make Alexander Ovechkin Date Kate Hudson

Time had only just expired on the Washington Capitals' stunning first-round playoff exit at the hands of the 8th-seeded Montreal Canadiens and already team officials were outlining ... Continue Reading →

The Michelin Man mocks another hilariously inept save attempt by Capitals goalie Semyon Varlamov.

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Game action is viewed by a typical Washington Capitals fan, one who likely didn’t follow the team before Alexander Ovechkin arrived.

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Russian secret agents Alexander Ovechkin and Alexander Semin of the Washington Capitals and Anton Volchenkov of the Ottawa Senators share a laugh abou

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Alexander Ovechkin Drooling Over Sight of Large, Uninjured Knee

Washington Capitals star Alexander Ovechkin admitted today that he had trouble concentrating during his return to the ice from a two-game suspension due to the sight of so many large, ... Continue Reading →

"In Soviet Russia, stick bends YOU!"

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