Total Fluke Goals: The Only Way the Islanders Can Score

If they could only get lucky like that four or five times every game, they might not be in last place. Continue Reading →

Capitals Owner in a Rally Poncho

Hard to believe this team never won a Stanley Cup. Continue Reading →

President Obama’s Official Statement on Not Attending Tonight’s Capitals-Bruins Game

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Alexander Ovechkin’s Russian Rap Video Appearance

Everyone knows that Moscow is the birthplace of rap. Continue Reading →

Wikipedia Uncovers the Washington Capitals Conspiracy We Always Expected

I think I saw this in an ESPN ad. Continue Reading →

Alexander Ovechkin Calls His Head Coach a "Fat F–k"

A very accurate description. Well said, Alexander. Continue Reading →

Alexander Ovechkin Wax Likeness is Obviously a Demon

Ovechkin is also obviously a demon, so … great job, designer! Continue Reading →

Knockout Punch in Penguins-Capitals Game

That would probably receive a harsher penalty in other sports. Continue Reading →

Terrifying Alexander Ovechkin Bust

He’s smiling because nearby is a statue of vodka. Continue Reading →

Alexander Ovechkin Candy Bar

The expiration date is at the start of the playoffs. Continue Reading →

The Washington Capitals: Embarrassing Since 1988

This song just came out in Alexander Ovechkin's homeland. Continue Reading →

Caps Fan Says She Loves Semin

In Russian, "Semin" doesn’t mean "semen." It only means "ejaculate." (via Puck Daddy) Continue Reading →

Washington Capitals Fans Gives the Finger to Vinny Lecavalier

It’s an improvement. Not long ago, no one in DC cared enough about hockey to give the finger. (via DC Sports Bog) Continue Reading →

The Washington Capitals as High Art

This depicts them confidently striding into the playoffs before inevitable elimination. Continue Reading →

Stupid Overtime Goal Wakes Fan

That kid is the most Caps fan ever. Continue Reading →

Washington Post Copy Editor Enjoys P0rn Puns

Earlier in the game, on a check, an opponent got Semin all over his chest. Continue Reading →

Russian Spy With The First Lady!

Talk radio is going to go crazy over this. Continue Reading →

Douche-Off: Alexander Ovechkin vs. DJ Pauly D

Smart of DJ Pauly D to bring his own hockey helmet. Continue Reading →