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Nationals Pitcher Struggles with Not Falling Down Whilst Pitching

Hey, he only throws a few thousands pitches per year. It takes practice. Continue Reading →
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Capitals Fans > Tim Thomas

Unfortunately for them, Thomas > Capitals. Continue Reading →
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NHL Releases the Final Batch of "Because It’s The Cup" Playoff Ads

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Alexander Ovechkin’s NCAA Tournament Bracket

His bracket looks as good as his season. Continue Reading →
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Total Fluke Goals: The Only Way the Islanders Can Score

If they could only get lucky like that four or five times every game, they might not be in last place. Continue Reading →
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Capitals Owner in a Rally Poncho

Hard to believe this team never won a Stanley Cup. Continue Reading →
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President Obama’s Official Statement on Not Attending Tonight’s Capitals-Bruins Game

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Alexander Ovechkin’s Russian Rap Video Appearance

Everyone knows that Moscow is the birthplace of rap. Continue Reading →
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Wikipedia Uncovers the Washington Capitals Conspiracy We Always Expected

I think I saw this in an ESPN ad. Continue Reading →
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Alexander Ovechkin Calls His Head Coach a "Fat F–k"

A very accurate description. Well said, Alexander. Continue Reading →
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Alexander Ovechkin Wax Likeness is Obviously a Demon

Ovechkin is also obviously a demon, so … great job, designer! Continue Reading →
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Knockout Punch in Penguins-Capitals Game

That would probably receive a harsher penalty in other sports. Continue Reading →
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Terrifying Alexander Ovechkin Bust

He’s smiling because nearby is a statue of vodka. Continue Reading →